Question - Poobex or Urbex Poos

[Doug]

When you've got to go, you've got to go!

I'm making a zine and you are more than welcome to be involved. PM me any stories, photos (not of the actual act occurring please

) or artwork.
Funny or interesting submissions rather than "I needed to take a dump so I did" are more likely to be used.
I'm already over halfway there so it's definitely going to happen.
You may use an alias.
Images might be easier to send to drainsdrainsdrains at gmail com
Cheers.

 

[tumbles]

Any ideas @Seffy ?

 

[Bikin Glynn]

Im like a cat, I generally mark everywhere I go!

 

[UrbandonedTeam]

@jtza @albino-jay @jtza @albino-jay @jtza @albino-jay @jtza @albino-jay @jtza

 

[Speed]

@Squirrell 911 is your man..

 

[pirate]

Not strictly urbex poop but I was on the way to an explore In London some time early in the morning when I needed a dump fairly rapidly,I saw a petrol station but they wouldn’t let me use their toilet,I was touching cloth at this point and only had one option………..the car wash.
I figured the evidence would get washed away or smeared all over the next car that used the wash.
1/2 way through said dump my mates decided to light up the car wash with the car headlights to show me in all my squatting glory.
There’s a apparently photo somewhere

 

[jST]

There was the time at Kingsway Derby probably late 2010 when DHL had purposely done a shite right in the centre of the morgue floor a couple of weeks before we visited.

Typical Kook and his size 13 boat feet kicked the top off it and reignited the stench, rancid.

 

[albino-jay]

If you havent wiped your arse with some wallpaper, damp drawings, labcoats, curtains etc or sacrificed socks are you even an umbexxorrrrrrrr

 

[paulpowers]

I dropped a steamer in the Latvian Consulate across the road from Camelol
It was before the place had been trashed so the toilet next to the sauna still felt post and there was bog roll which was really nice
A week later a report was posted by Zero (Can't remember if it was here on on dp) and they walked into the toilet and found my festering shit and felt the need to go into detail about it

 

[Bigjobs]

I had to use a piece of slate like a razer to scrape the poo from around my ring like a razer.

7/10

 

[Nickindroy]

@Ojay must have a few tales, he's always going for a quick 'Barry White'.

 

[TranKmasT]

Police tape works if desperate. But I always worry about leaving DNA.

 

[Squirrell 911]

@Squirrell 911 is your man..

Hicksons. Filing cabinet. "Hey Dweeb, have a look in that filing cabinet, there's some epic shit in there".

A week prior I unloaded a weighty log in there on a previous visit.

 

[Doug]

I'll be grabbing all the snippets in this thread.
Last chance for any PooBex stories...

 

[drhowser]

Andy-b and his crane top danger-shits need a chapter all of there own..