Didnt they put one of them orders on some derpy mill up North? cant remember which one but must work to an extent cos I havent seen anything from it for ages
There are loads of them! Just wang "Alistair Law Injunction" into google and you'll be able to find and read through loads of final Orders from some of the more high profile ones. It's amazing how many places he (and his buddies) has/have managed to get themselves band from. He is ginger, so his chances of becoming a dad are low, but I kinda hope he manages it (with out having to resort to roofie-ing someone), because the conversations with his kids when they're older will be awesome.
"Can we go to Lgeoland, Dad - please-please-please, can we"
"Ah, no sorry, son"
"Why"
"Well, when I was younger I thought I was edgy, but actually I was a bit of a twat"
"Oh. Can we go to Sea Land then, I like the sea"
"Erm, nope, sorry son. You see, when I was younger, I was actually quite a lot of a twat."
"Alton Towers?"
"Sorry, son"
"How about the London Eye!!!???"
"Yep. that's a no, too".
"Blackpool Tower?"
"Massive Twat, son. I was a massive twat."